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To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.
"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."
When 2 people jork it on the phone with other for a long period of time (depends on your stamina) ((long is more than 2-5 minutes)) it can be used for long distance couples or e-whores so they can get that bag. Either way it's kinda okay, but you must make sure you talk to one another during this process or it is weird and pointless, you might as well just watch porn.
downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy
Girl A: "Omg girl, you're never gonna believe who I was mobile canoodling with last night"
Girl B: "Omg was it Austin again?"
A very big truck, almost like a Toyota hilux, sometimes referred as the Frik mobile.
I drive mr louw’s plaas mobile on the farm
A woman that sleeps with many men in many places.
Mate that bird is a fucking fanny mobile
Much Love, Floss
A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
Doing something stupide to make money example...
... I heard belledelphine did a mobile yuskon not long ago maybe I could do one too