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A tall, statuesque jobber in WWE, known for his deep urge to get injured. It is not known why he wants to end his career.
Matt Morgan is salivating at the mouth for a chance to fight Scott Steiner and/or Goldberg.
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A prestigious university in Baltimore, MD. Also known as the 13th grade of Baltimore's public high schools.
Shaniqua: "Yo, where you goin' at?"
Jamal: "Riding the short bus to the the 13th grade!"
Shaniqua: "Ahh Morgan State, I got rejected there, but I'm going to BCCC..."
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An annoying kid with high functioning autism, who is a attention whore
"That guy is such a Ruben Morgan"
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The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen
"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."
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The man that, no matter what movie you see, will always be there. He is everywhere. Either narrating, acting, or just... Well, there. Has the most amazing voice along with James Earl Jones.
In simpler terms;
He's God. Literally.
Morgan Freeman is watching you read this. Don't deny it.
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To approach ones sexual partner from the rear position; the male takes a knee to position himself behind ones partner in a manner similar to the stance of Captain Morgan, the mascot of spiced rum.
I saw a dude this morning who always comes into the office standing at the computers like a pirate... we call him Captain Morgan!
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