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A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.
"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"
Backwoods weirdos who play banjos and bang there cousins usually found in Kentucky in canoes with worm dirt in their mouth and penis in immediate family members
That mountain honkey is sleeping with his sister... doesn't surprise me
a substance that comes out of a moutain lion's ass in a form of a terd on a mountain a little south of the mexican border.
This mountain terd is a big shit.
A decrepit dive bar of a ski resort, usually making the majority of their profit off tourists from a large city that have little experience around snow. These establishments make up for their tourist baiting with a creative park setup.
Dude! Coming out to Montana was sketchy, but we found ourselves a Boreal Mountain hidden in plain sight!
When you cant see strait and need help..... To reach the the highest point in life. Whether it is on drugs or on life. The top.
I couldn't see strait because the highest point of the mountain has been reached. High as Mountain
A woman, attracted to younger males (usually in the grade below), with claws that come out on the weekends. The Mountain Cougar manages to leave marks on one's body, usually in the form of scratches and/or hickeys. People are often amused by her behavior, giving her the title The Mountain Cougar, or "Cougs" for short.
The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.
Hungover Friend: Dude, look at your fuckin back and neck! What the hell happened to you?
Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend
Girl 1: what school do you go to
Girl 2: cougar mountain