N.) The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas expelled from ones rectum after consuming large quantities of steak.
Oh dear lord, who blew that Steak Mud?
The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.
My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.
guy 1: oh you should've saw courtney last night! my albino mud was dripping all over her face!
guy 2: shit, dude. that sounded like a fun time.
Seen in other Cultures; watching a Fat streamer just eating food and being Arrosed by it.
Did you watch that man Mud Banging it was awesome how much he filled himself .
When you shit on your dad after sexual activity’s
“Yo guess what I did last night “
What did you do
“I shit on my dads chest after banging”
Fuck yo you mud beared your dad hard
Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.
Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.
Four wheeler ridin tearin up the mud with a cold one in one hand and a hot doe on the back
Hey Jim Bob, how you tear up your four wheeler? I was mud hoggin to hard