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musty muff

A womans crotchal region that exudes a dank, mildewey odor. Can usually be remedied by showering with soap, or deusching.

John: "So how did it go last night with Karen?"
Jimmy: "All good till we made it to the bedroom. She barely got her pants off before I caught a wiff of her musty muff."

by jeffrotull87 February 16, 2012

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Muff-chest

An exceedingly compact hairy region of the male chest.

'What's up Muff-chest?'

by 68'er October 3, 2008

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man muff

The pubic hair of a man.

Lorna was repulsed by George's man muff when she took off his tightie whities.

by Cozeen March 4, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


ear muffs

A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).

Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.

by DustinSchaeffer November 12, 2007

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muff dived

When two girls eat eachother out

Those chicks muff dived in that pic!

by jordan February 24, 2005

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muff duster

Jodie Foster(lezbo)

Jodie Foster is such a muff duster.

by poop jones December 26, 2003

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muff goddard

alternative name to Cleveland's Fox 8 News weatherman, Dick Goddard.

I saw Muff Goddard shopping at Pat Catan's.

by nick & sean May 6, 2007

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