A womans crotchal region that exudes a dank, mildewey odor. Can usually be remedied by showering with soap, or deusching.
John: "So how did it go last night with Karen?"
Jimmy: "All good till we made it to the bedroom. She barely got her pants off before I caught a wiff of her musty muff."
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An exceedingly compact hairy region of the male chest.
'What's up Muff-chest?'
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The pubic hair of a man.
Lorna was repulsed by George's man muff when she took off his tightie whities.
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A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).
Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.
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When two girls eat eachother out
Those chicks muff dived in that pic!
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alternative name to Cleveland's Fox 8 News weatherman, Dick Goddard.
I saw Muff Goddard shopping at Pat Catan's.
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