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muff-bluff

A muff-bluff is a situation in which a man or woman falsely assumes or is even tricked into believing that a woman would like to engage in sexual intercourse. The term is derived from the slang word muff or muffin (vagina) and the gambling term "bluffing." While a "muff-bluff" is the noun form, there is there is also the verb form "muffin' bluffin'."

"Oh dude, I was at this party last night with that girl from algebra and she was giving me all the signs that she wanted to go all the way, but it turned out to be a muff-bluff."

by outhouse April 15, 2009

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Muff-chest

An exceedingly compact hairy region of the male chest.

'What's up Muff-chest?'

by 68'er October 3, 2008

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man muff

The pubic hair of a man.

Lorna was repulsed by George's man muff when she took off his tightie whities.

by Cozeen March 4, 2005

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ear muffs

A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).

Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.

by DustinSchaeffer November 12, 2007

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muff dived

When two girls eat eachother out

Those chicks muff dived in that pic!

by jordan February 24, 2005

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muff duster

Jodie Foster(lezbo)

Jodie Foster is such a muff duster.

by poop jones December 26, 2003

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chin muff

a goatee

by Drizzew April 29, 2003

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