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A person who spends an inordinate amount of time masturbating and makes a point of telling people about it. Due to said person's verbosity, they are unable to attract the opposite sex, despite their best efforts.
Often associated with people who are known to have snuffed it.
Durham, stop being such a Muffin Sniffer! We're trying pick up some ladies!
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A type of person, who is awesome, and they are loved by their friends.
Or some kind of person who is quite insane.
See examples below:
Katie Cupcake Ninja Muffin
Elly Ninja Midget Apple
Steph Purple Cupcakes
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A delicious baked good derived of newbs. Can be very tasty if cooked correctly, over pwnage may lead to burnt newb muffins.
~ Om num num, that was a good Newb Muffin.
~ Avy is a newb muffin.
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When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.
Q::"Zak did you smell that queif muffin?"
A::"Yepp I sure did and it smells gooooood!"
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For use when describing an especially attractive woman, whom you would like to have sexual intercourse with.
Joe- "Wow, look at that woman!"
Fred- "She looks like a damn fuckberry muffin."
Joe- "Indeed."
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The phenomenon resulting from the trend in tight low-rise jeans coupled with midriff baring shirts on girls who should not be wearing them, causing a spillage of fat resembling the top of a muffin spilling out of its paper.
Dude, did you see that girl walking by? she totally had a muffin-top!
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