Queif muffin

When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.

Q::"Zak did you smell that queif muffin?"
A::"Yepp I sure did and it smells gooooood!"

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Fuckberry Muffin

For use when describing an especially attractive woman, whom you would like to have sexual intercourse with.

Joe- "Wow, look at that woman!"
Fred- "She looks like a damn fuckberry muffin."
Joe- "Indeed."

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muffin-top

The phenomenon resulting from the trend in tight low-rise jeans coupled with midriff baring shirts on girls who should not be wearing them, causing a spillage of fat resembling the top of a muffin spilling out of its paper.

Dude, did you see that girl walking by? she totally had a muffin-top!

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fuck muffin

N. An affection term, normally said by the guy to the girl.

Origin: Joe

Joe: Bye fuck muffin, love u lots!
Jen: Bye cup cake, see u later on tonight! ;-)

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Muffin Army

The Ultimate army. Able to conquer anything or anyone.

What?

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jerking muffin

A jerk off contest where everyone cums on the same muffin and the last person to cum HAS TO EAT IT.

Wei Yang lost a game in the jerking muffin, so now, he's very full

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aw muffin

fake sympathy for a friend who doesn't actually have a real problem or one you simply do not care about

Bob: Because you called me silly i have low self esteem

Jimmy: awww muffin

or

Lara: I just stubbed my toe! owie!

Jenna: aw muffin

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