hitting head right on the nail

exactly the opposite of the saying 'hitting the nail right on the head'

Jesus : Why are you sad Jon?

Jon Lajoie : My girlfriend dumped me!

Jesus : Why? What did you do?

Jon Lajoie : She wanted a bracelet on her b'day...

Jesus : Amm....So?

Jon Lajoie : Instead I had Sex with her DAD!

Jesus : OK, Jon that's a classic case of 'hitting head right on the nail'

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Nine Inch Nails

A: Marijuana is usually smoked as a cigarette (called a joint or a nail) or in a pipe or a bong.

If marijuana is a nail... then

"I sure wish I had a few Nine Inch Nails," says Stoner 1.
"I think you have a few nine ince tails," said Stoner 2.

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i did his nails

to suck ones dick

or

i got my nails done - i got my dick sucked

zack: i got my nails done the other day
tony: was she any good
zack: sure i came all over her face

jenny: i did his nails
vanessa: did you make him cum
jenny: yes and i swallowed it

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Light blue nails

Light blue nails means you're a fucken poes

" nunu probably has light blue nails because she's a poes"

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hitting the nail too squarely on the head

Expressing oneself too directly, too plainly, insensitively.

I once considered buying a birthday card for my dad that made fun of his age. My dad was in his late 60's. It portrayed a man in a car looking in a rear-view mirror with a panicked expression, and seeing the Grim Reaper. The message printed on the mirror was, "Objects shown in mirror may be closer than they appear." I thought it was hilarious, but I thought it was "hitting the nail too squarely on the head." It's implication was too direct.

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98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone that thinks that they out Bruce Lee at being Bruce Lee. Someone that thinks they make a better Bruce Lee than Bruce Lee, and a better Madonna than Madonna.

The cocky girl was 98 pounds and tough as nails in her mind.

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National toe nail cutting day

On the 1st of every month we will all cut off all our toe nails. This is because cannabis can stay in your toe nails for up to 6 months and in order to lower the chances of a positive drug test we must cut them as short as possible.

Bro its National toe nail cutting day, we dont want them finding out we're hippies!!