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Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom
That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff
A secret society of naked hobos that live in cornfields. When the crops are harvested they run, panicked and afraid, into oncoming traffic.
That corn bum just threw himself at my car!
Three guys who think they have all the swag, and walk around acting like they might even get a glimpse of a vagina that night. they also have that one extra guy, who isn't as much of an arse hole, but still isn't someone you'd want to be around.
Essentially, the opposite of pussay patrol.
Guy 1: Who are you guys?
Guy 2: We are the pussay patrol
guy 1: Weird you look more like the bumming brigade
Stereotypical gangsta: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
Typically occurring at a night club or any other social event involving a crowd of people, the Bum Squamp takes affect when you (or a beloved partner) may be dancing and another individual places their butt (intentionally or unintentionally) on yours and begins to gyrate to the rhythm of the music.
That lady last night was totally bump squamping me OR Man I'm getting bum squamped right now OR Man I got a total case of the bum squamps
1. the false belief that one has a nice bum
2. a belief which often causes one to flaunt their botton, when it in fact ought to be modestly covered
Sarah's sudden appearance at work in a pair of tights caught her co-workers off-guard, who were surprised that such a sensible woman had bum delusions.
a more appropriate word for a bidet.
the bum gun provides a little pleasure while cleaning your bottom.
get that bum gun out of my face!
Sexual act. Usually between two males, or a male and a very manly female with anal hair. One partner lays down on their stomach exposing their anus, the other starts from the Gooch or Vagina and sniffs all the way to the Bum Crack, possibly getting some shit stuck in his/her nose.
Joanna the man woman was pleased when John gave her a refresshing Snuffle Bum. Although she acted disgusted.