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A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.
Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.
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Neglecting an online video game to respond to a text message. This is most lethal in the combination of a new girlfriend and online shooter games such as Call of Duty 2.
Matt - (noticing his cousin’s Call of Duty character standing like a statue in an open field): “Dude, what’s John doing? He’s gonna get sniped any second.”
Sean: Probably suicide texting. I think Jenna’s in town.
Sean - (watching John get blown away): Aaannnddd he’s down.
Matt: Newb.
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When you are in the middle of texting someone and he/she texts you the exact same thing. Can also be used when IM'ing someone.
Scott: Hey, can you believe Germany lost?
Me:Omg, I was about to text you the same thing! Talk about Text Telepathy!
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To ensure all text messages are erased after text sex, thus avoiding any sneaky a-holes reading through your sexcapades.
Jack: "Man, Jill went through my phone and saw my text sex series with Jane again. Now I'm effed."
John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"
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A cowardly form of communicating grievances to another person without having to face them.
I will not allow myself to get pulled in a drama texting with this looser!
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when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.
Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?
Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month
Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch
Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)
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When you are so drunk your finger hovers over your phone like a Ouija board sensing the letter you want to press.
Fred is so drunk he is outside Ouija texting his girlfriend
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