When someone farts in the taxi cab while all the windows are rolled up and it fucking smells nasty.
Similar to dutch oven but instead of being under the covers your stuck in the moving cab.
"...so yeah Ben had me trapped in a dutch microwave last night and it smelled so bad that Donnie the cab driver had to roll his window down to keep from passing out."
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After dutch ovening someone you assault their face with Trail Spice
Ark: AH FUCK IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
Cully: Well you're about to get dutch crunched! EAT TRAIL SPICE BITCH!
Ark: AAAAAAAAHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
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the sticky line that appears on the lower lip, after a hit of marijuana is taken from an L
Toker 1: Nigga!!! Get that dutch mark of ya lip, it look like shit stain.
Toker 2: Oh igght, good looks.
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To receive something that looks good on the surface, but is in fact a bad thing.
This phrase has its basis in the flower of the same name, which is very beautiful, but smells terrible. The meaning of the phrase in the above definition comes from the placing of the flower into a bouquet to give someone, therefore 'slipping them the Dutch Glove".
- I totally got the Dutch Glove on that one, (after buying a car with a nice paint job, but a faulty engine)
- You just slipped them the Dutch Glove (thinks the seller to himself)
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Two men, each uses one hand to hold their own dick. With their free hands, they grab each other's arms and move them up and down, causing the men to essentially jerk themselves off. Not gay because technically, each man is only holding his own dick and the other's arm.
Where's Alec? I think he's double dutching with Jamie, even though he said his arms were sore lately.
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To use two or more types of contraceptives, usually a condom and the pill. Named after the dutch becasue of thier open attitude towards sex and contraception.
It's fine we'll Double Dutch
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dublins finest brew! a cheap drink who's captivating taste is exceeded on by its ease on one's pocket
9 of your finest for โฌ10 please, or perhaps 6 for โฌ7 and 10 blue!
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