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Nitrous Oxide, as administered at the dentist's office
I was afraid of the dentist until he offered me the magic nose.
A bogey,
A booger,
A tasty green treat from your nasal mucosa.
Sometimes they're slimy,
Sometimes they're firm,
Perhaps a bit chewy,
Or wet like a worm.
Whatever they're like,
They're always free,
When you eat a snack,
From the nose factory.
Person 1: What did you eat for lunch today?
Person 2: I wasn't very hungry, so I just ate a few nose snacks.
Person 1: You're disgusting.
Person 2: They're good for you!
A typical know-it-all, prissy, and snobby human being. Acts like he knows more than you, is better than you, and his views and thoughts are superior to your own.
Yeah, Tom, he's a really snob nose--he always tries to disprove your opinions.
When a male with a boner runs into a wall and their nose hits the wall first.
Man has a nose first down their
1) The act of whistling out of your nose
2) That annoying thing your classmates do and it's too stupid to tell them to stop doing it
EVERYONE IN MY CLASS IS NOSE WHISTLING AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!