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Communication Skills

A collection of skills involved to the 'art' of talking to others, especially in a medical setting.

Essentially, these skills consist of things that every person does when conversing with others, but the important difference lies in the way that these actions have been identified, over-thought and then re-named with complicated explainations attached to them.

N.B: When describing Communication Skills, be sure to include references to studies conducted by people with too much time and a gift for spotting tiny details of communication that nobody else cares about. Finally, when employing the skills described above, ensure that you face the person you are talking to and lean in towards them, at a 45 degree angle. If you fall over when attempting this, don't worry; you can discuss how much more difficult communication is when you have a mouth full of floor.

"...Oh no, not Communication Skills again- what rubbish- I learned to talk years ago..."

by Dr. Bob Kelso March 12, 2010

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Undertale Community

The perfect place to find all your favorite Undertale characters making out.

Did you see that great Toriel X Sans image in the Undertale Community? No, I only saw the "You're gonna have a bad time meme.

by pppom January 23, 2016

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community college

A lower education which 1.5 million students in the U.S. attend. You can earn a useless associate degree and become a college loser and earn a bad paying job. Also students from around the world attend. Community college professors lack real world experience and some have graduated from the least prestigious University's in the states. Most community college's are even worse than some University's in terms of professors, cost, class size, and learning environment.

" A Community College student has two worst selling unpublished books, a passport without stamps from around the world. His real life world experience and knowledge was because he got a poor education at a Community College."

"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school has just bought out Google."

by college man586937 May 8, 2009

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community douche

1: A bar-hopping womanizer (smells like alcohol and is in and out of a different woman each week)

2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.

1: Man, Fred is such a community douche. I wish he'd pick up a girl somewhere other than a bar or a strip club for once.

2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.

by "The Fox" May 21, 2008

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Community Girlfriend

The new name you give your ex girlfriend after finding out she cheated on you, typically with one or more people.

Turns out my ex is the community girlfriend. she's been messing around with three other guys.

by clappedvic May 31, 2021

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SCM Communication

The act of forcing communication although the facts, topics, and conclusions are both understood and agreed upon by all parties involved; Communicating against the will of the other party or parties involved.

Ok folks we are going to commence with the SCM Communication session. I know everyone is on the same page but this is a must. It's quite frankly the only way that I am able to sleep at night.

-Oh god why the hell must he insist on explaining shit that we both understand and agree on?!

by Jusif February 14, 2010

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community hipster

a hipster that spends most of there time doing community work, with there hipster friends.

yeah, she's such a community hipster, volunteering at every given chance.

by scuttle the sailor January 24, 2011

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