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(Verb) A synonym for jacking off due to the hand motion commonly used to reach a step goal on your Fitbit
Synonyms) Code 3, Jacking off
I can’t go out tonight, I’m grounded after my mom caught me Cheating your Fitbit
It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!
Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.
Becoming so irritated and finally cutting through a parking lot after wasting 30 minutes at a stop light.
Joe: "Dammit this light is taking forever."
Joe: "Fuck this!" *cuts through randalls parking lot"
Teddy: "WTF do you wanna get a ticket"
Joe: "Chill out man we're just cheating the light"
Wow. You just got cheated on. Congrats. Type “leproheck” for me beating her up
So he said Yo gf cheated on u. That’s bad
National day on May 5th, where we will cheat on lightskin niggas cus they ain’t shit.
This day is celebrated on “May 5th” in honor of cheating on lightskins and will be called “National Cheat On a Lightskin Day”
It's interesting how almost 2 years ago, it was popular to accuse the Astros of cheating and everybody did it, and they became the scapegoat, discrediting their success, but now when just one team does it, the decision to accuse the Astros after their 5th in a row ALCS victory is ill-advised and unpopular, (which is a lot anybody that accuses them now being told to shut up about it already) making anybody who says anything about cheating the scapegoat, and discrediting any success they had against the Astros. 2 years can change a lot of things while nobdy is looking or paying attention.
The Astros cheating scandal went from being something popular to talk about 2 years and everybody was doing it, and the Astros weren't allowed to respond or stand up to the accusations, to now anybody accusing the Astros of cheating is not allowed to stand up to the Astros or say anything. It must have to do with the 50 million people can't be wrong mentality, either way. If that doesn't tell you the game is thrown and the system is rigged before it ever begins, then what does?
Don't do that. It's the nubbing cheat if you get caught.