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When something too long enough, it long and half.
friend: how long was your hit?
me: shit, it was long and a half.
Hard, but not quite hard. Soft, but not quite soft.
"I was wearing barely anything, yet he was still just half flaccid."
"That girl could only get me half flaccid."
when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level
person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?
person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on
person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
Expressed in a mathematical, H= 1+3. H represents the level of intoxication of an individual, while 1+3 denotes the minimum level acceptable under Beac law. The variables 1 and 3 are dynamic and increase over the course of the drinking period, until H is equal to way too many numerical values.
Person A: How was last night?
Person B: Dude, H was definitely = to 1+3 last night.
Person A: Cool story bro. And what you up to tonight?
Person B: Gonna rage. H will equal all kinds of different numbers.
Person A: Makes sense. After all, Half is Thirteen.
The state of which only half of your life is actually being used to full potential.
Sarah has chosen to never again eat chocolate and is now only half-living.
A mostly straight male who has a kink for chicks with dicks and is also a switch.
Example: Micheal - "Kevin what is that on your computer?" Kevin - "Oh hey Micheal that's just an attractive woman with a pee pee instead of a va jay jay". Micheal - "dude that's so half jay!"