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An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see
Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p
This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.
Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid
When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.
In school I was phantom reading.
A ghetto school filled with ghetto people having ghetto fights and ghetto language.
Rachet skanks, poor school. Rude teachers And students!
They have no respect for nothing, they probably go to one of the reading schools.
a school in reading that looks like a castle with a bunch of asian kids in it
I attend reading school
Listening or listened to an audiobook
I did not read the latest Harry Potter book, but I did aud-read it.
The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.
People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.