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The act of putting whipped cream on your balls and having another person lick it off.
A man standing in a crowd, carrying a can of whipped cream, drops his pants sprays whipped cream on his balls and yells "ladies who wants to eat some frosted eggs."
(Doh-king)A doking egg is an egg cooked over easy or sunny side up perfect for dunking your chosen side ( bacon, toast, penis, etc.) Into the yoke. Tip: add ketchup to stretch the doking capacity.
I asked the waitress for doking eggs and she had no clue what I was talking about.
Someone who has sex with a chicken.
The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.
A girl doing stuff with herself, the girl version of flickin the bean
Jessica was checkin the egg yesterday night
Eggs that are cracked into a ramekin dish and baked until the yolks slightly harden. They are seasoned with salt, pepper, and cream is drizzled while baking to keep them from drying.
Shirred eggs make fried eggs look like Mario Batali. Greasy.
A specific egg dish such as "Eggs Benedict". Eggs Hogoboom is in actuality an eggless breakfast / brunch dish, it is served on non toasted white Wonder Bread, topped with commodity bologna, cheese whiz, American cheese Tapatio and ketchup. A common prison food, easy made by altering the basic bologna sandwich often served in state and federal penitentiaries. This dish is named after Chester the 5th, also the creator of this artisan breakfast favorite. While this dish begins to spread like the bird flu in popularity, culinary experts who have worked closely with Chester are taken back by such a culinary break through they often compare his genius to the likes of Auguste Escoffier and Marie-Antoine Careme.
Chester - "Hey buddy, thanks again for picking me up and posting bail, I really appreciate it."
Greg - "No problem man, let me cheer you up a little, take you out for breakfast or something."
Cheseter - "Thanks but no thanks, I'm actually pretty full. Grubbed on some 'Eggs Hogoboom' about an hour ago."
Greg- " You lucky duck!!! I guess getting arrested didn't turn out all that bad after all..."
A Moldy egg is a slur that only people who have shaved hair or no hair can say. You can also say it if your hair is not able to be styled (like if it's growing out from being recently shaved)
Person 1: Hey you're Moldy egg
Person 2: HEY you can't say that it's a SLUR!