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Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018


white man only wants black women tattoo

If a black diamond and Q on a white woman means interested in black men! What is the symbol for a white man only interested in dating black women ???

White man only wants black women tattoo

by Old and curious July 28, 2024


Adults Only Magic Show

An incredible array of hilariously raucous comedy, mind-bending illusions and stunningly dangerous stunts.

Yes, I have booked my tickets for Adults Only Magic Show!

by stewface November 25, 2021


Only at luggys

A phrase that is said very loudly to reffer to a fantastic amazing mouth watering food that can only be made at luggys takeaway

Fucking breaky baddies with cheese lad like we tell yah build your fucking own "ONLY AT LUGGYS!!!!!!!!!"

by Only at luggys December 2, 2021


Only at luggys

You say it really loud when your at luggys takeaway "ONLY AT LUGGYS" its a typical Scottish word

Fucking staker baker all the funking way eoi only at luggys

by Only at luggys December 2, 2021


The only winning move

Nope. You just suck at the game, dip-shit.

Hym "Not the ONLY winning move."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024


horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021