When you force a pizza onto someone. For example, when you order a pizza to be delivered to a friend or significant other without their consent.
“You are so stubborn! Just let me order you a pizza, damn it! I don’t want to have to pizza rape you.”
Ordering several pizzas, usually a prime number amount, laying them on a bed, or other flat surface, and gang banging on top of them.
Woman: Man, I did enjoy that pizza palace last night. How about you guys.
Group: yes.
Taking a shit in the tank of a toilet whilst the bowl is clogged.
"Hey Man step to the side, I gotta take a pizza dump."
when your significant other makes the effort to go out for pizza without you when it could've been ordered in
Dude, The Quartering's wife pizza cucked him.
A Taxmans pizza generally describes the total devastation of a frozen pizza by means of leaving it in the oven for too long. One would ask, how does one mess up a pizza but such mysteries is put down by the sheer horrid smell and look of the burnt pizza.
Can also mean you're terrible with food.
"Did you hear about Chunk last night? He did a Taxmans pizza and it tastes like shit"
"Oh really? I heard he was a simp.
A pizza adorned with uncommon toppings or that has superfluous ingredients in the crust, such as pepperoni or cheese, etc.
They're really trying to sell those stunt pizzas with the cheese and pepperoni in the crust.
When you nipples pop of your shirt.
“Bro look at his skittles and pizza!”