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Ya know when ya have spare pizza from the party and you save it for brekkie the next morning? Well that’s morning pizza. Suck it bitch
Can 4 pizzas do we can have spare morning pizza
When someone mentions pizza and you suddenly realize it's all you ever wanted. You now can't focus on anything else unless it's pizza.
Aww man I can't talk about this now, I got pizza brain. Get me a fucking slice!
Small pieces of cheese that land on the crust. During the cooking process they become hard, crispy, and easy to remove.
I like to pull off and eat the Pizza Scabs before I finish my crust.
Ordering several pizzas, usually a prime number amount, laying them on a bed, or other flat surface, and gang banging on top of them.
Woman: Man, I did enjoy that pizza palace last night. How about you guys.
Group: yes.
Taking a shit in the tank of a toilet whilst the bowl is clogged.
"Hey Man step to the side, I gotta take a pizza dump."
when your significant other makes the effort to go out for pizza without you when it could've been ordered in
Dude, The Quartering's wife pizza cucked him.
A Taxmans pizza generally describes the total devastation of a frozen pizza by means of leaving it in the oven for too long. One would ask, how does one mess up a pizza but such mysteries is put down by the sheer horrid smell and look of the burnt pizza.
Can also mean you're terrible with food.
"Did you hear about Chunk last night? He did a Taxmans pizza and it tastes like shit"
"Oh really? I heard he was a simp.