When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.
The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.
A fly nibba whomstdve up next boiiiiiii
Watch out bruh in think that kid is doing too good... he reminds me of Trent Page!
A homosexual man from Turkmenistan and is addicted to inhaling farts.
Guy 1: "I saw Ethan Page inhaling some guys farts"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"
The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.
Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
a yellow book with very moist pages and piss
"those are some nice moist pages you got there"
A e-book (on kindle fire for example) that is too good to put down.
The Hunger Games is a real page flicker!