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An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.
My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.
Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!
very objective. (*Also: as ~.) A simile used to describe a high degree of objectivity and reasonableness in the assessment of a product, idea or statement that is neither influenced nor affected by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.
"This is an incredible report!", Andres exclaimed, holding Lily's completed report on Sub-atomic Quantum Physics in his hand. "You're just saying that to make me feel better," Lily replied, sighing. "What're you talking about? I'm being as objective as a pancake. Seriously," Andres replied.
corronaickles are physical icicles but made out of corrona virus so you get a nice fresh taste of chinese bat soup (the little bitches ate anything that moves , fat cunt)but they are now in pancakes for $11K and free for the chinese
PS the bunney is chinese.
chinese: want pancake with corronaickles
sam: "sam run into the sun" no
chinese:they only $11k
The name given to a flow of liquefied faeces that escapes a woman's rectum and settles and dries onto a mattress resembling a burnt pancake. The burnt pancake is created after partaking in furiously hard and fast anal sex with a long rod that withdraws at the point of her orgasm. If timed correctly the faecal matter flows out spreads to settle on the mattress and then left to dry.
His long rod pummeled her backdoor and just as her body started to shake he withdrew with perfect timing and served up a perfectly formed burnt pancake on the mattress
A pack of cigarettes
Drew offered Josh some smokey pancakes, then to their surprise, Bear already smoked them, the sack of shit.
When a cat flattens itself belly down on the floor
Spanky will do the pancake move on the tile floor to cool herself down on a hot day.
Definition 1: when someone pours ranch on pancakes.
Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.
Bro 1: did you have a good night with ole girl?
Bro 2: yeah i put ranch on the pancakes.