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Phantom Scooby is when your girl is sleeping, you rub one out on her ass, pull up her panties and slap her ass. the load dries and in the morning when she goes to pee...the panties are stuck to her ass
Like Sleep Attack, a night time Phantom Scooby
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When an individual gets so drunk that he/she shits in a place besides the toilet, but no one remembers who, why, or when.
becky: "hey, what's that smell?"
rachel: "i think the phantom pooper has returned..."
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When you can still hear a song playing, even after you've turned it off. It seems as if you can really hear it, and causes you to check if you ever really turned the music off.
I was listening to his singing before bed, but after I turned it off, I heard phantom music.. Creepy
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That unexplained, sudden, sharp anus pain that happens to all humans, for no reason, once a year. And you’ve to catch your breath and try to run away from your own arse.
I think I shit the wrong way or something. I got a phantom shagger just now.
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A pretty good drone by dji with obstacle avoidance systems run by remote human black slaves trapped in underground offices. After all, the default color is white for the drones.
Hey dude you got a phantom 4 pro plus???
Yup, it set me back nearly 2 grand.
I got the dji mavic pro, same features and way better value for money.
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Someone who doesn't finish their alcohol before they open a new can/bottle and then doesn't admit that the unfinished drinks are theirs. This results in numerous half-full drinks left lying around.
John: "Who keeps leaving these half-full bottles around?"
Ben(Phantom Sipper): "Not me."
John: "Someone is a phantom sipper!"
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phantom ring: when you think you hear or feel your phone (which is on vibrate) ring by vibrating in your pocket. you are convinced against all logic that your phone has vibrated, signaling a call when it has not.
you: yo bro, i think someone called my phone and i hear it vibrate.
friend: boy you trippin, another victim of the phantom ring.
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