Steaming Pile of Crap

Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.

For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".

Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.

Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.

Cocoa Pile

Trinidadian slang referring to descendants of Spanish (and in some cases European), African, and often Native American (Carib) people. They are most easily distinguishable by hair (often straighter than average African hair but still negro in nature) and complexion which ranges from fair, rosy red to deep 'copper colour' bronze.

Yuh see dem cocoa pile dem, dey doh get sick nah; healthy and strong from start to finish.

dewy pile

A fresh wet pile of cow shit.

Good thing you didn't step in that dewy pile!