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When you tie a rope around a woman's breasts during BDSM play. Tying the rope tight enough causes her breasts to turn purple.
Guy 1: Dude what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Guy 2: Dude she let me give her Purple Pineapples.
Guy 1: Sweet.
A Sri Lankan who is brown on the outside yet blonde on the inside, who squeals, topples, then falls whilst attempting to bungy jump
"You're like a pineapple lump!"
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You may or may not be a member of it.
Cheech: "Yo, are you a member of The Pineapple Club?"
Chong: "I'm not sure. What is it?"
Cheech: "I don't know, but i'm a member according to r/trees"
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A pizza that was made from a topping that ruined pizza
Pizza is good, but not with pineapple
Pineapple pizzas are consumed by hippies. Hippies are terrible. And so is the food they consume.
Therefore, pineapple pizza is terrible .
It's the equivalent from eating a used diaper filled with explosive green diarreah.
Every
Villian
Is
Pineapple pizza
"May i take your order?"
'Yeah hmm um, can i have one well rounded crap pizza?'
"Sure! One pineapple pizza for you!"
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When you put two hands, palms together, in someones asshole and wiggle your fingers back and forth interlocking. It looks like a pineapple.
Penelope thought Harold deserved a butt pineapple last night. It was a good way to shut him up
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the pineapple is the pseudonym of the worlds best rockabilly dj, Rock and roll 1950s style is pineapple music, music of the genre that has appeared on T.V. shows such as scrapheap challenge in the uk.
the future's rockin', the future's pineapple.
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When you get freaky and you want porno.
I think I have the pineapple effect. I'm gonna call Jeff.
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