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couch plant

to sexually please someone.. on the couch

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.

by couchplanter October 27, 2010


wall plant

Somebody that is present in the background consuming oxygen, but does not participate nor provide substance.

The person I work with is wall plant.

by The cruel word smith February 15, 2021


Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.

She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."

by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021


plant your zucchini in the backyard

to fuck someone in the ass

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?

by yungtrustfund3 August 9, 2023


Plant purge

It is an event in itself and can last hours. And people do show up and stick around for the show. So once a plant is claimed at a purge, you screenshot your winning claim and send it to the seller. This serves as evidence that you were indeed the first person to comment “sold” and that you indeed won the plant.

Plant purge extravaganza tomorrow at 5pm

by Freedom Phoenix February 28, 2022


Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

by Markymark29 June 23, 2022


pencil plants

it is plants that are made by pencils

i have seen three pencil plants

by May 30, 2022