side-pocket

The filthiest of prostitutes. A prostitute that sells access to their colostomy hole. This is also a prostitute of the drug addicted and homeless variety. Can also be another name for a colostomy hole. The term comes from a prostitute from Dallas who has become a local celebrity because of his trips to the emergency rooms of Dallas hospitals; and the fact that he literally has EVERY STD and form of hepatitis.

You are such a side-pocket!

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Pocket Text

Any text created and sent by accident from a smart phone or other device residing in your pocket.

Pocket Text Example: adfjaeqptqtprita dab

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Pocket Bitch

A girl who seems really nice to most people, but will turn in to a raging uncontrolable bitch if you do something to anger them. In effect they pull the "bitch card" out of thier pocket.

-"Man, I thought that amanda was really nice until she turned into a crazy bitch today."
-Reply:"Yea, shes a pocket bitch"

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Pocket Jiggities

Pocket Jacks in poker , Popularized by Brad Owen

I got two pocket Jiggities suited

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fuck pocket

A vagina, a place to stick one's penis.

I rocked that hooker's fuck pocket with my man meat, all for twenty dollars.

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fish pocket

warm vagina, heavy fish scent ready for D.....

7th Grader.."I can taste Mrs. Johnsons fish Pocket from here"
Friend responds.."I wanna butter her muffin"


Fish Taco: If it smells like fish eat the dish.....if it smells like provolone you leave it alone.

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Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.

John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!

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