hop on pokemon sv

slang for extremely rough anal sex

"wanna hop on pokemon sv?"
"im exhausted, maybe next time."

Starter Pokemon complex

When an ex-Pokemon player , Plays just about any game or has to make life choises, While also getting the choice of picking something to begin with , But at the same time given an option to ditch that same pick at almost any given time.

Often times people who suffer from Starter Pokemon complex , Will also have an unusual , Unobjective And some times straight off delusion reasons to keep their pick. It is primarily driven, from the bond that ashe katchen had with pikatchu in the Pokemon series, Which people try to mimic that to fictionally feel closer to that level of intimacy with a pokemon (Pick).

Tim : "*Picks reksai, At the first carousel in team fight tactics*"
Tim : "*Doesnt't sell that 2 gold cost unit , And keeps strengthening that champions throughout the game*"
Dennis : " Hey tim why didn't you sell that reksai ? "

Tim : "Reksai is a strong champ" (Reksai is not a strong champion at all)
Dennis : " You sooo got "Starter Pokemon complex"

Pokemon Nerd

A person that knows way too much about pokemon.

Person 1: Bro I can name all the pokemon from generation 1!
Person 2: You're such a pokemon nerd, my guy.

Pokemon Shock

The act of simultaniously finger-banging a partner while grabing an electric fence.

Ronn gave his boyfriend a Pokemon Shock to get the evening started.