pudding beer

A special beer which is drunk in between the normal beer of choice as a treat or nice change from the cheap session beer. When the person does not have much money but uses the pudding beer as something to look forward to.

E.g. Drinking a few pints of stella followed by a banana bread beer.
Phil: Nice pint Jack, is that your pudding beer?
Jack: Yeah hammered my way through some stella to earn myself this baby.
Phil: Well done mate u bit tipsy then?
Jack: Yeah hammered my way to numb weller and kill babies
Phil: Oh dear Jack.

Pud Whacking

The art of masterbating.

Hey, guess what? I walked in on Carter pud whacking in the basement of his mom's, boyfriends, grandmas, uncles, aunts house.

Dude, have you see Logan today? No, but I'm sure he is in his room pud whacking.

pudding bank

A whore's sex holes. Mouth, pussy, ass, etc.

Hey Joe see that bitch over there, I made a deposit in her pudding bank last night.

chocolate pudding

A nickname referring to a fat "African American" woman (or man?) who wears clothes that are too small for them. Therefore showing their skin to the world. It then resembles chocolate pudding.

Ewww look at the chocolate pudding on that girl!

Figgy pudding

Inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into an anus or vagina that you just cream pied.

Dude I came in that broad last night then went to the kitchen, peeled ginger, and then jammed it inside. I totally gave her a figgy pudding.

pud puffer

one who enjoys sucking microscopic meat.

check out that bitch slappin pud puffer.

yorkshire pudding

1.Jizzing in a chicks mouth. 2. the culmination of a blow job.

I gave Jenny a bit of the Yorkshire pudding!