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Similar to its counterpart "dick appointment". When a guy schedules a time/day to have sex with a female.
Guy 1: I'm pissed.
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up
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a guy who has a kick ass truck but is afraid to haul anything or get it dirty
John: I should get Tim to bring his truck over to haul these rocks.
Kevin: Too bad Tim is a truck pussy and is scared to get it dirty.
Pussy so enchanting that a man can’t think about anything or about any other women. Men will do or say anything to have another taste and are continually drawn back to her even though they have broken up. Magic Pussy (MP) is the highest rated Pussy a woman can ever have. Only 1% of women fit into this category.
Kathy’s exes won’t leave her alone. Her Magic Pussy holds a spell over them!
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Using a drone to watch over you or someone while having sex or jerking off
or playing with your pussy or anything sexually related using the drone aerial view to capture footage.
That was super good drone pussy as it captured some footage that we normally wouldnt have been able to capture as it was able to go directly overhead and take a picture of that pussy!
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A boy pussy is a reference to a males tight and pink asshole. Mostly used for twinks because their asshole is usually like that. A boy pussy is usually not hairy and is clean.
You know Tommy? Yeah, he has a tight boy pussy!
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A man who clearly is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to women. He makes girls drier than the Sahara. Women do not like him and will do all things possible to avoid him out of fear that their snatches will wither away upon catching sight of him. Great wingman if you are already in a relationship and do not want to be tempted to cheat.
Nick: Uhh, why are you wearing a sweatshirt with snakeskin cowboy boots and a colorful plaid shirt??
Ryan: Because it looks good!
Nick: Bro, you're a total pussy dehumidifier
Caroline: *sees Ryan* OH GOD!! *her offset vagina evaporates within seconds*
A cat or kitten that is slightly adorable, just above normal standard but low enough that someone feels the need to give it such a modernly vulgar nickname.
Person 1: do you wanna see my cute pussy?
P. 2: uh, no thanks...
P. 1: why not, she’s turning two this year!
P. 2: A-are you talking about a cat?
P.1: yeah, she’s my cute pussy.
P.2: please don’t ever say that again.
P.1: why not, P.3 didn’t mind.
P.2: yeah because P.3 is four.
P.4: what did you say about my son?!