Put the try in triangle

Attempt to make a polyamorous relationship work, as per Tina Belcher in Bob's Burgers

"Give it a chance! Let's put the try in triangle."

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Put it in "H"

The driving technique that got you home when you were WAY too drunk to drive and have no recollection of even getting home. When an automobile is placed in "H" instead of "D" it drives itself home.

Dude I woke up on my floor this morning, I must have just put it in "H" last night because I don't even remember leaving the bar...

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put you to bed

to perform a vigorous sexual thrashing on someone, causing them to sleep for an unspecified amount of time, sometimes resulting in some short term memory loss.

"I wanna put my fingers thru your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
I'm tryin to put you to bed..."---"bed" by J. Holiday

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put my finger on it

identify something exactly

It is, for me, more and more difficult to remember, to *put my finger on it. Life escapes me.

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put you down

Justin Bieber's new song. Basically just him explaining you aren't ready for him! He's going to sex you up everywhere, anywhere, and any time!

From the door to the wall
Coffee table girl get ready
I'mma put you down (PYD PYD PYD)
All the way down (PYD PYD PYD)
From the stove to the counter top dining room table are you ready?
I'mma put you down (PYD PYD PYD)
Up the stairs to my bedroom, light a few candles brace yourself
I'mma put you down

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Put on Foot Patrol

1. To work a job which involves walking or standing for the full duration of the shift.

2. To make someone walk to their destination, particularly if they are in your car or home.

1. five-o got put on foot patrol, Britney ain't finding a john tonight.

2. A: How'd you and Britney go last night?
B: She's a tease, so I put her on foot patrol in the middle of The 101.

Putting the Chicken in the Recycling

A phrase three genius college students who were subpar men. The action of placing a chicken in the recycling occurs when a heterosexual male inserts his cock into a woman’s anal cavity. Simalar to anal, actually the exact same, the phrase came to be thanks to the thought of something being where is shouldn’t be, yet still being funny.

Putting the chicken in the recycling

“Bro you should’ve been there, she was all like, “I soberly give you consent, just don’t put it in my ass.” And I was like don’t worry I don’t put the chicken in the recycling on the lords day.”