Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.
Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard
1. Can you please pass me the hidden valley ranch
2. do you have hidden valley ranch in the store
when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden
person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?
person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
Name for a woman's thick and creamy pussy juice.
Layla has the best Hidden Valley Ranch that I have ever tasted.
When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.
Woah! Look at those ranch flats.
A loser who swats michele marie Dalene
Michele marie Dalene just got yam ranched