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The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.
"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."
when you dont jerk it off for a long time and it cums in sleep
When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
Being queer for the sole purpose of getting back at someone.
Dam this guy I knew in college fucked his ex gfs new boyfriend to get back at her!! He’s not gay but he did it for revenge, he’s revenge queer.
When getting revenge on a person you select someone unrelated and justify it through pure stupidity, or justify it through relatable skin color or profession.
The girl at Walmart didn't give me my change back so I kicked my neighbors dog. I got my Rodney revenge.
When you have explosive diarrhea in a portapotty in another country and the shit splashes back on your butthole.
Keep it clean or montazumas revenge will come back for more!
Pent up demand of celebrations unleashed after the delays from Covid. Often a birthday party or Baby shower that is happening well after the actual date of the occurrence.
I accidentally brought diapers to my friend's 30th birthday party as a gift, I guess I lost track of which party I was going to in the midst of Revenge Celebrating.