ruby burgess

the funniest person alive

ruby burgess is funny

Rubying a pan

Burning the shit out of a pan when making food, especially Mac n’ Cheese.

Alternate: When you burn your hand on a pan and it puts you in a sour mood for the night.

Oh did you guys see what Jaime did? She was totally Rubying a pan and it was fucked for the rest of the night!

ruby booby

has boobs

look at that omg their name must be ruby booby

Ruby Queen

A redhead with cornrows.

The entire family has flaming red hair. The youngest daughter, Manon , got really into reggae and became a real ruby queen.

isabella rubi

A person who wants to die and has some friend she that want to die along with her

Wow that girl is an Isabella Rubi

Rude Ruby

noun ( ro͞od-ˈro͞obē )

The aftermath of removing a glass butt-plug that is too large for the wearer; resulting in a ripped sphincter and/or a bloody butt plug.

"How was the date?"

"It was going great, until I ended up shitting out a Rude Ruby."

Ruby Neurosis

Also better known as Ruby Zombiiee.
Plus size alt model and alternative event organizer of Analog Zombie Presents.
Larger, less talented Lady Gaga.
Overly opinionated, zombie obsessed, highly sarcastic, quick to anger, verbally aggressive with a dark twisted sense of humor.

Are you attending the rad event organised by Ruby Neurosis this week?