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If someone is 1337, lerk3r, or tr0ll, and do not know a mentioned rule "e.g. Rule 34, Rule 2, etc.", they must refer to rule 8, in which the unkownst must flash said boobs.
girl- i just found some noobs
guy-haha rule 6!
girl-what's rule 6?
guy-OH! OH rule 20! flash!
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Rule 404 cannot be found.
Chuck: "Rule 404."
Larry: "Where?"
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When peeing in a urinal, if one does not flush, any witnesses are entitled to one ball shot on the non-flusher!! This goes for girls as well.
Rule 70: Flush or lose your balls.....simple as that.
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1. Never speak of Tumblr.
You'll regret it!
2. The Ask Box.
No one wants to see ten thousand questions for you on their dashboard.
3. Some things can be overblogged.
Tumblr loves: Megan Fox, Mean Girls, Kim Kardashian, and most of all CATS. Just get used to it
4. Quotes have nothing to do with the background.
Just reblog it. It's weird, I know, but that is another "getting used to" thing
5. Hnng
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6.People vent on Tumblr.
Most of Tumblr being a younger crowd, complains. And eventually you will too.
7. Don't steal pictures.
Definition of stealing a picture: right click, save picture, re upload to Tumblr. This is a definite NO NO on tumblr. just reblog it, and the person who uploaded it first will automatically get their credits (:
8. Tumblr isn't for homophobes
Tumblr is mostly people who support gay people, or lesbian/gay people themselves. We don't discriminate on Tumblr
9.Ignore the anons
Anons are people who write you a question in your ask box anonymously. Not all anons are bad, but 98 percent are.
10. Don't call anyone a "hipster"
Hipsters don't like it.
11. Sarcasm is OK
We all talk in sarcastic tones toward one another. It's not gonna change.
12. Tumblr crashes
"Error", "Not found", or the one that's hated the most "We will be back shortly". Don't fret, it will be back
If you would like some good examples of rules of tumblr. there's a video on youtube called "What you need to know about Tumblr". I got these rules from her, and she gives good examples
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a rapper for bayside,queens new york.he has the most retarded songs ever made,and cant do anything without ashanti and r kelly.ja rule has only 1 ok cd out of 14,which is R.U.L.E.ja rule got mad beef with 50 cent,and cant make anymore music cause 50 whooped his ass big time.
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also known as stoner etiquette
a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with cottonmouth until other handlings and possibly getting last on the next bowl.
Rules are as followed:
1. If someone if paying for the weed, it is mandatory for them to get first hit. They must also pack the bowl unless the party informed someone else and got another to do it for them.
2. When passing the bowl/blunt, the person whom owns the pipe/rolled the joint will get second hit. No buts.
3.Don't bogart the weed! It's for the group to share.
4. When rolling a joint, don't fucking nigger lip it! It's disgusting and closing the opening.
5. When cashed, if you don't own the pipe, don't resin hit it. It's not your resin to hit!
6. Don't pass a cashed bowl or a semi-cashed bowl without telling the next person of the status.
7. When smoking a fresh bowl after the initial one, you must flip the rotation. 1st: To the left. Next: to the right. It's only fair.
8. Always share any food or drink you have with the rest of the gang, cotton mouth is no fun.
9. After being smoked out by fellow acquaintance, you must in return, smoke them out. It's wonderful karma.
10. Don't ever fucking complain about the weed. Don't like it don't smoke it!
V: Okay, who nigger-lipped it?
M: Brittney...
B: No...it was like that when I got it.
V: Chenoa! That's rule #4!
C: What rule?
M: The stoner rules. duh!
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(a) An extension of Rule 34.
If porn has not been made of an object that has been Rule34'd, porn will be made of this object as soon as your request is processed.
(b) An extension of Rule 34 for medium.
If a creative media exists, someone has used it to create porn at some time.
Rule 34B (a) examples
<a> I call rule 34 on a Dr. Pepper can
<b> doesnt exist
<c> hey thats a good idea, ill draw some
<a> @.@!
Rule 34B (b) examples
Sporn
flash porn
anime porn
cartoon porn
drawn porn
digital porn
3d porn
...the list goes on
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