Salt Life

Identifies trolls of all things social justice and ultra-liberal.

"How come you got booted offa Facebook?"

"I was enjoying the salt life too much!"

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Pound Salt

Pound salt jerk off masterbate till you cum. Pound is the action; that cause's ejaculation. Salt refers to the semen; (tastes like egg whites mixed with saltwater).

Pound Salt down a rat hole;means go screw someone in the ass till you ejaculate.

I asked the boss for a raise he told me to go Pound Salt. The second time I asked; he told me to go Pound Salt down Rat hole.

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Salt Line

When u walk around in winter after they spray salt on all the roads for ice to melt (because salt lowers freezing point of water) - Ur shoes suede, leather, rubber doesn't matter starts developing this gross, custy, while line all over them from the salt

Person 1: I got salt line on my shoes
Person 2: Dude, that's gross!

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Salt of the Earth

When a penis-yielding man or person emits cum onto the ground outside.

"Watch out, there's some salt of the earth where you're about to walk"

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salt fish

salt fish is a class A drug that flows among the streets of London, it often grows in the bark of willow trees, people take the water of the tree which is full of toxins from the tree kind of like 'mushrooms' when taking this can lead to dehydration and often people thinking they are a fish, many people have died from drowing because of this, this is not a drug to be messing with people. BE WARNED.

<>< {o}< salt fish

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Lacking in salt

Phrase used to describe a person or situation which is either less than desirable or lacklustre. May also be used to comment on the attitude or action of a person.

"How was your trip to Guernsey?"
"Terrible, it was lacking in salt"

"I can't make it, you go on without me!!"
"Your attitude is sorely lacking in salt, stand up soldier!"

"Hai lets go to simon's party"
"No wai, it's gonna totally lack salt"

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Salt Boy

The one person in your group of Friends who is always salty

Alex: Man why are you always so salty!
Jason: Salt salt salt salt salt!
Alex: Calm down! No need to be a Salt Boy!

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