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As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.
You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome
Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips
When you ejaculate and your semen has lumps in it.
Oh semen berries,Not again!
The act of violently extracting someones glass eye, and proceeding to insert ones penis into the empty socket in a vigorous jack hammering motion resulting in a raw, bloody, wet, creamy, delicious mess. Leaving the sticky socket swimming with tadpole tears.
"Have you ever had a semen socket?"
An autistic kid who likes to browse the urban dictionary. Hes shit at golf and has a hot sister named amelia. He makes weird noises too
Bro Semen Sam is sus and i think he lives in sussex
tastes soooooo good mmmm yummy its so hot and white and sticky
gimmie your hot man semen
The brightest white known to man: the whiteness of the product of his loins.
"What a smile Carol, your teeth are looking semen-white today!"
"My skins so pale!.. its definitely semen-white."
when you ejaculate inside a girl, and a week later you hit her pussy, and feel last weeks semen
james:"i broke up with jess"
christian:"why bro, she was so hot?"
james" yea but she doesn't wash her cooch, its like a semen preserve down there "