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One's hand after one finishes jacking off.
President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.
The brightest white known to man: the whiteness of the product of his loins.
"What a smile Carol, your teeth are looking semen-white today!"
"My skins so pale!.. its definitely semen-white."
when you ejaculate inside a girl, and a week later you hit her pussy, and feel last weeks semen
james:"i broke up with jess"
christian:"why bro, she was so hot?"
james" yea but she doesn't wash her cooch, its like a semen preserve down there "
A huge penis, or a penis that contains alot of semen.
Holy shit! That's one hell of a semen truck.
Another name for a cock block.
I really want to get with Stacy, but her roomate Susan is such a semen enemy!
A semen huffer is usually a 14 year old boy who barks at you and your friends in the hallway at lunch. Semen huffers usually travel in groups. A group of semen huffers are called keemstar fans.
*barks*
"fucking knock it off you semen huffer"
When you drink a test tube full of semen like a shot or you pour it down your ear
Me and the fellows are going out for a pole of semen