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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.

Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service

by A. Neuman May 24, 2022


Crappy service

When your shopping and no one is help full and you get annoyed. Also known getting Terrell'd

I've been getting crappy service everywhere today.

by Shadow 1337 April 11, 2018