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When you cum in someone’s mouth and pour cocaine in, then shit in their mouth and then punch them so hard they start bleeding.
Will: Yo, me and my girl broke up last night.
Peter: Why, what happened?
Will: She said I wasn’t kinky enough in bed, so I tried giving her a Neapolitan Shake.
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On the streets shaking that bag often means you got a oz of weed or drugs anything you put in baggie so you say I'm shaking that bag of example...
Lexi: Hey B i bet you don't got no weed do you? :B what you mean I been shaking that bag girl
A slang term for a fake seizure. Could be considered racist by 2021 standards.
Doctor: "looks like you have case of the Harlem shakes."
Patient: *shakes harder* "but I'm have a seizure"
Doctor: "If you were really having a seizure you wouldn't be able to talk"
A type of dance going viral on the Internet. One person starts dancing like an idiot and more people join in.
Let's do the Harlem Shake!
The manoeuvre performed by most self-respecting men after they piss. Involves shaking ones dick so that all excess piss is removed.
“Hey man I just went for a piss but forgot to do a Jonny Shake so now I have a piss spot on my boxers”
A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.
Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.
The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.
To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).
Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".
Friend: "You shook her?!"
Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."