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Niamh Victoria simpson is currently holding the world record for the largest amount of dildos owned as she masturbates up to 10 times a day with different shapes and sizes
“Who is Niamh Victoria simpson”?
“She’s the world record holder for the worlds largest amount of dildos “
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To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20
Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
When a girl sucks your dick so well that you turn yellow
"Yo last night I hooked up with this girl and she gave my Simpson syndrome"
A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
Possessive over her frankie (FRANKGREEN). Worlde fanatic
You are such a Elloise Anne Amelia Simpson
Campbell is the kind of guy that just makes you smile. Whenever he's not laughing at something he'll be making you laugh. He's the kind of lad that once you know him, every time you crack up becomes a memory. He can sometimes take a sides a lot when somethings going on but when he's on your side he's a bloody legend. Unlike some, campbell can actually take a joke and has an opinion.
E: OMG! did you see that guy?!
C:Yes! he is such a campbell simpson!
Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink
Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw