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National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th
Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day”
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A sentence that really has no meaning but sounds horrible, Basically a way of saying "go fuck yourself"
"Boy yo girlfriend ugly as hell"
"fuck you, go sit on a pine cone
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A lazy spouse that does no work inside or outside the home, nor has any desire to help out, or work. Unlike a stay at home mom/wife who actually takes care of business on the homefront.
My sit at home wife or mom watched TV and talked on the phone all day while I worked a 16 hour day.
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it means to sit in the garage (fridge) when the weather is cold and smoke a bowl (fire)
"Wanna sit in the fridge and have a fire?"
"Yeah, let's go!"
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making a poopie of any shape size or smell
where is the restroom? i need to make a big girl sit-down
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On August 30thYou can sit on anyone lap for the day
Why you let her just sit on your lap*
Cause it's national sit on lap day
idk to just describe the guy sitting in front of me
"this guy sitting in front of me is kinda cute"
"eww no, he stinks!"