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National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th
Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day”
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A sentence that really has no meaning but sounds horrible, Basically a way of saying "go fuck yourself"
"Boy yo girlfriend ugly as hell"
"fuck you, go sit on a pine cone
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A lazy spouse that does no work inside or outside the home, nor has any desire to help out, or work. Unlike a stay at home mom/wife who actually takes care of business on the homefront.
My sit at home wife or mom watched TV and talked on the phone all day while I worked a 16 hour day.
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it means to sit in the garage (fridge) when the weather is cold and smoke a bowl (fire)
"Wanna sit in the fridge and have a fire?"
"Yeah, let's go!"
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making a poopie of any shape size or smell
where is the restroom? i need to make a big girl sit-down
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On August 30thYou can sit on anyone lap for the day
Why you let her just sit on your lap*
Cause it's national sit on lap day
Business man sitting in chair