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The location for over-the-counter sleep aids in a supermarket, or big-box or drug store.
Shopper: "Can you help me? I haven't had a good night's rest for days."
Store clerk: "Try the sleep aisle. Near the pharmacy, aisle 26."
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Where you and your girl are sleeping then you are awaken to a hand on your dong pumping away like an oil derek.
My girl and I were asleep and next thing ya know I wake up to her fast asleep and stroking :Sleep Jobing"my member. "Sleep Job"
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It's when two people sleep on a phone call. The term is commonly used in Discord communities such as Ghilan Grounds, And Zero Chill.
Wow apparently so and so have been sleep calling every night!
Wanna sleep call? UwU
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Kind of like Sleep Walking, Except it’s when a girl that you sleep with, that doesn’t want to put out just yet, keeps placing your hand on her vagina and cupping your dick and balls with her own, in her sleep, during the entire night, sending you the "Go Time" signals. She has no recollection in the morning that her "sleep slut" hands had a mind of their own.
Girl: "You pretty much molested me all night"
Boy: "Uh yeah. you kept leading me on with your hands"
Girl: "No way?! really"
Boy: "yeah"
Girl: "gosh, I’m such a sleep slut"
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The best band in the world... they're from New Jersey. Their album, Dream to Make Believe, came out in June of 2003.
Guitarist/Vocalist-Ben Jorgensen, Guitarist-PJ Bass-Anthony Drums-Nash Breen...nicest guys you'll ever meet in your life.
Ben Jorgensen is sexy... ;)
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One of the very few good emo bands. Yes, the vocals are extremely emo, but the sound of it is really good.
It's too bad that Armor For Sleep is put into the same category as Hawthourne Heights.
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The emo band that owns your mom's face off!!! Or something like that. Anyway, they rock!
Armor For Sleep is the best band in the world!
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