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Take you finger and shove it in the pussy then slide up your hand
Izzy wanted Tyler to slide up her pussy and make her squirt.
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Popping the acne on a significant other's back and using the puss as anal grease.
Chris was poised to give greasy Jerry a puss-slide.
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When one wears a pair of Doc Martens and attempts to style the decision out as an "accidental" purchase
Mate, are them DMs on your feet ?
Ye, funny story... I ordered the wrong pair online but figured I may as well keep the. They're pretty cool tho, right?
No fam, and don't claim you didn't slide into the DMs
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Hey where is Bob?
He's over there sliding doors with some mail-order hooker
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A Dookie Slide is a defintion of ones intestinal trace.
S/O Tidwell liked ethnic persons to run there penises up his dookie slide and then do a flippen dick twist maneuver to look him in the eye as they choked him unconscious while ejaculating on his chest.
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First, you must be drunk to perform the sonar slide. Then you have to find a girl and fuck her in the butt with her forehead on the ground. Right when you skeet you throw up down her back, yell "SONAR SLIDE" and grab your clothes and run.
Yo man I was so wasted last night that I sonar slide'd a girl. She was so pissed I had to run out of the room with no clothes on.
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Cruising in the exit lane even tho your not exiting and swerving into the right lane at the last moment or at any opening especially in start stop traffic
That delivery truck is sooo slow!
Just jersey slide past it!
U know what? I will.
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