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Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. February 2, 2014


Cock snot

Sperm ..cum

She swallowed all of my cock snot

by Panik909 July 31, 2018


Newfie Snot

Pressing closed one nostril while forcing the contents of the open nostril out from the expulsion of air from a well filled set of lungs.

"Did you just Newfie snot on the floor?"

What?!? I was plugged up and it was bothering my breathing. Do you have a tissue?

by The Caper April 17, 2021


Cow Snot

Another term for being really high.

Adam: "Did you hear about that weed farm burning down"

Derrick: " Yeah those guys are gonna be high as cow snot"

by XxSmithxX October 27, 2017


Gash Snot

The mucusy build up of a greeny substance on the labia due to a horrendous infection, usually caused by a guy named Dimitri.

Dimitri proceeded to have sexual relations with Dillon knowing full well he would infect her with a "gash snot" infection.

by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017


Snaggle snot

A person who only wants to oppose you with the use of sniddy remarks, grimaches, and twisting your words around aguing. This is all done in a polite, but miserable manner.

When you talking to wife first thing in the morning and she's alittle sick. Not matter what you say, she is being negative and implyibg your stupid . Given enough time, she would be aguing with herself about a sunny day being sunny. Your only way to get out of this ingagement is to reply 'Fuck Off, your being a snaggle snot!' With a laugh and quick exit.

by Blackland Slang November 26, 2017


snot mop

longboard slang for a bandana or piece of cloth used to wipe away boogers.

if you grab your snot mop when you shoulda grabbed your sweat rag, you're gonna have a bad time.

by andyjosephyo July 23, 2011