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The sex last night was great until raj put his dick sock on and gave my vagina a rugburn
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A trick you use when attempting to confuse an annoying shitbag so he'll back the fuck off or to find weakness. If he looks at his socks, he's a weak piece of shit. If he doesn't, there's no way you'll break him.
"suck a dick"
"nice socks" (he looks)
you snicker and walk away as he stands there, confused.
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Procedure used by those who prefer their partners not to sound like Maria Sharapova in bed, whereby a sock is placed in the partner's mouth to muffle the sound
"Andy placed his sock in Diane's mouth before taking Mr Winkey for a tour of Pleasuretown - Thereby carrying out a text book 'sock it & cock it'."
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A person who wears their beanie lightly set upon their head, so that the beanie sticks out and it looks like they have a sock on their head
Adam: "whats up with that kids beanie?"
Brad: "oh dude thats a sock-head"
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1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.
2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.
After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.
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A level of extreme disappointment; sheer discontent.
Coined by Doc Hammer of The Venture Bros fame.
"I was disappointed BEYOND socks for Christmas."
-Doc Hammer
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