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When plastic donkey shower is in Albuquerque and hurts rebus with mooseram and frank comes out and eats all the taco time
Oh no your such a moose sperm on the steam
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A piggy bank with a round hole in the back end.
I got a piggy sperm bank so I can save up for when I want kids.
A hammering thunder sperm is:
1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs
Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME
Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop
euphuism for rape victim
"I am about to make you an involuntary sperm recipient if u dont stop screwing up my lines"
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The act of slapping a female with your jizz filled hand after intercourse.
After Mary recieved the Ethopian Eye Drop, her boyfriend wiped some jizz off her eye and performed the SSS (Sloppy Sperm Slap).
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When having rough sex up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with HUGE nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the jizz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the bitch will not survive the blast.
When I was milking the donkey Gertrude asked what a Canadian sperm rocket was. I jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. RIP Gertrude
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Someone who ate a vagina that had recently been spermed in
"anthony aqualina has a vaginal sperm face after playing with his milf."
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