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The act of coordinating and receiving oral sex from two separate partners.
Person 1: Hey man you down to hang later today?
Person 2: Nah man, Imma be preforming a split brain operation tonight.
Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.
After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.
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The sexual act in which a male rubs his penis in between the butt cheeks of his partner, without any anal penetration, until ejaculation.
I heard Drew Peterson gave all his wives Bolingbrook banana-splits and the ones who refused ended up dead or missing.
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The act of having sex with a black chick.
man I was splitting dark oak last night!
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To part a womens legs to gain access to her sweet vagina
Melissa is so hot, i can't wait to split her pins and taste that sweetness!
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A sexual act derived from the bowling term that describes the event that a player misses only the back corner pins on his first roll of a frame.
While fingering a girl after doggy style (using two fingers), insert your thumb into her anus which is similar to the way you would grab a bowling ball with finger holes. Then proceed to "roll her" into the headboard/wall.
The name comes from the fact that it is almost impossible to get a spare after a 7-10 split, and it will likely be impossible for you to have any future relations with this girl if you pull it off.
Guy1: I wanna break up her with but I hate the damn break up talk.
Guy 2: Dude, just give her the 7-10 split, she'll never call you again.
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THE BEST CARD GAME EVER!!!
Everyone gets one card and counts down 3-2-1 LICK EM SPLIT!
someone holding a jack MUST yell jacks off rocks off!
lowest card wins
aces always win
if 2 people tie for first they each get 3 cards and add them all up, lowest number wins, if they have an ace, they win instantly
if 2 people tie with aces, its a 5 on 5 and its the same as above, if they each have aces again, it goes into double jeopardy tiedown, which is a 10 on 10 duel.
lick em split is best enjoyed with penises and other crude drawings on the cards.
you can make your own special set decks and shit too if you feel like it! goood for tripping on lsd
ke$ha plays lick em split as well
mexicans and coons prolly wont like this game
friend 1:"Hey guys wanna play Lick em split?!?!"
all friends: "YOU BET WE DO!! WHY DIDNT YOU ASK EARLIER?!?!"
i just so happen to have king dong, LICK EM SPLIT!!!!
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