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A competitive sex act in which two or more participants stand on opposite sides of a room and attempt to hit those on the other side with bodily fluids while masturbating. Semen, urine, feces, saliva, mucus, and most forms of vaginal and anal discharge are considered valid projectiles. Depending on local rules participants may or may not use certain objects, such as turkey basters and leaf blowers, to aid in directing the fluids towards their targets.
"Hello Dean! You should bring Martha and the kids over this Saturday for another squirt gun fight."
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Stop kissing and cumming, and get your girl squirting!
"Hey bitch, get your orgasm (stop flirting and get squirting) on with me!"
When wearing shorts: is the act of hiking up your hind leg to pee through the bottom of your shorts' leg.
Joesph exerts in a drunken stupor , "Look at my wee-wee!"
Justin turns around, "Put that thing away, man!"
Joseph's peen is stretched to below his shorts " Dare me to Doggy Leg Short-Squirt on Chief Carter's Navy Blues?"
Justin, "If you Doggy Leg Short-Squirt...We'll both be dead!"
This term can my used by a female that has only creamed and not squirted while having an orgasm.
Dad: I am gonna make you squirt so much in bed tonight baby
Daughter: “idk if I can squirt” I have only creamed
The direction in which i man's penis ejaculates.
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when your fucking your women and you accidentally get a swig of her vaginal fluids
kyle: Man i was fuckin my girl and guess what
jake: what?
kyle: she squirted in my mouth
jake: dude your a south carolina squirt swigler
kyle: i know but i kinda liked it!!!
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The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!
Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby