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A game in which participants jack off on to a piece of bread and the last to finish has to eat the cum covered pastry.
Jack: “let’s play sticky bread”
John: “no I always lose”
Jack: “yeah but I don’t”
The human representation of the filth that becomes encrusted to the surface of a glass cooktop. The literal essence of ick, or grime, purified and coaxed to life, foisting himself upon the world you once loved.
God d*mn it kid, you have peanut butter and jelly all over your hands... You are such a Sticky Jerry!
The act of masterbating until you are about to cum, then very quietly sneaking into the bathroom while someone is taking a shit and you blow your load all over them
GIRL-1: Oh my god, Dominick is so disgusting! He gave me a sticky suprise last night while i was taking a crap!
GIRL-2: No way! That's amazing! I've always wanted one!
When you're taking a poop, but when you go to wipe you clench your butt hole and the toilet paper rips and sticks to your butt.
I'm so unlucky, I just got a sticky suprise while shitting.
Someone who has had a child but still sleeps around more than a prostitute
I heard that callum and a few others slept with a sticky bucket over the last few weeks
The thing that pops up when your trying to sign a peace treaty in Minecraft
Aw man I tried befriending a person in Minecraft by crouching but Sticky Keys came up
A porno video. The truest stcky vid will be in VHS format, be a copy of a copy of a copy of the original and have wow and flutter like you wouldn't believe.
I got dumped again over the weekend. Had to spend Saturday night in with a pack of beers, a microwave meal and wank myself through a sticky vid.