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When enjoying the services of a prostitute who frequents truck stops, the customer withdraws his penis just before climax and ejaculates over the prostitute in a broad, arcing pattern.
Rita was impressed by Clem's impromptu truck stop rainbow, but not enough to give him a discount.
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A stop light in wich makes you wait for 10 minutes and there is nobody else at the intersection.
Brandon- dude this light is taking forever.!
Mark- this is a Bullshit stop light man.
Brandon- You got that right.
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a person living in close proximity to you(i.e. 2-4 streets away), which would make it easy to identify him/her as a neighbor, yet too far away to be an ACTUAL neighbor.
The name refers to the fact that everyone who is zoned for your bus stop lives within a couple of streets from you.
Bola: Yoooo, I live right next to him !
Lauren: really? is that your neighbor
Bola: well kinda..more like a bus stop neighbor..he lives three streets down.
Lauren: Ah, I gotcha.
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Meme, commonly used in a humorous way. A winey tone is usually accompanied for humor.
*student throws pencil at classmate* You better stop!
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A person who has not slept in their own bed on a specific night, with the inference being that they had sex, probably with someone met that evening (in a bar, club, wherever).
Where the hell were you last night, you dirty stop-out? Did you go home with that guy/girl/goat/etc?
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The act of inserting a fully erect penis into a women's armpit as if to simulate intercourse. Best results arise from use of cheese wiz as lubricant.
Leo: What happened with that girl from Wisconsin last night?
Sawyer: She busted out a bottle of cheese wiz and I gave her a Milwaukee Pit Stop.
Leo: YOOOOOO
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An adaptation of the famous Irish Pit Stop, this feat is not to be undertaken by the faint of heart.
After a heavy night of drinking, enter a shower with one other person and take a bottle of vodka. Proceed to share the bottle of vodka until the first person starts spewing. This will decide the roles. The losing party needs to abruptly escape the line of firing before they are fully covered in stomach juice, hold the shower door shut and witness the waterworks. As this is an indubitably sensual experience, the watcher will proceed to finger their own chocolate starfish until said finger is covered in faeces. In case the winner’s liquid exorcism is complete, the watcher will then carefully open the shower door, take the covered finger and shallowly insert it into the nose of the other person. This should trigger a final expulsion of the remaining contents. Switch roles if required.
Craig: I tried the Venezuelan Pit Stop on my first date last night, she’s actually coming back for more!
Kenny: Dude no way, the last time I did it I got a restraining order
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